Ok, you guys vote. Should I, or should I not be interested in someone who is named Nigel?
Pros:
- He smelled so good I wanted to eat him. With a big ol’ spoon.
- He makes SERIOUS bank driving a tractor during the summer- which I find oddly sweet.
- He was nice and TALKED to me all night and offered me more free drinks than I could handle.
- He was cute. Sups
Cons:
- His name is Nigel
- He said, “girls who dance like “that” (that being a girl in front of us that I was actually, like yeah! to) are skanks. And then he barely wanted to dance with me…although he did try despite admitting two lefties).
- He is from Ireland.
Ok. So there are vewy limited cons. I am drunk. Gooooooodnight!


